We are the makers of all things destructive and fun! Also known as the Militant arm of The Wholly Chao Cabal, we perform various public services, such as, gene pool cleansing and C.P.S.M.'s. Well, we are having some design problems with the project we're working on for the League of Minivan Haters... Namely, the specs keep changing... So while we are trying to work those out we have undertaken a series of new projects to help make your daily life easier.

First we commissioned a research project for a cleaner source of Oxygen. In this day of smog and polution, we know that the search for a cleaner source of Oxygen is on the rise. With this in mind we undertook the thankless task of eliminating some possibities. With the research finally completed we are proud to present you with... The Top 23 Items, From which Your Lungs cannot Extract Oxygen!

For those of you looking for a new and exciting toy we have begun researching the possibility of distributing the Deficator, an ultrasonic weapon that causes the target to deficate themselves! Gotta love that! Currently this weapon is only available through U.S. Military channels. We hope to change all that.

Also the Van Gerpen machine has been gaining interest, so we have begun looking into the possibility of distributing those as well. Recently we have been looking into getting FREE head of the line passes for Heaven and Hell, so Keep checking as they will be here soon.

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